Feb
9
5:00 PM17:00

Leicester Comedy Festival - GCSE Revisted

My new project! GCSE REVISITED - the blurb at the bottom

GCSE Revisited: 9th Feb - 5.30pm @ Kayal.

@NCFComedy @LeicsComedyFest

Buy your tickets here!
http://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/gcse-revisited

BLURB

GCSE Revisited is a show about finding Matt & Josh's genuine GCSE/A-Level drama shows and awkwardly restaging them, warts and all. See the pretentiousness and illogical decisions of youth theatre. Join Matt Hoss & Josh Hards on an endearing journey of looking at all of their cringey, relatable materials; making you remember every failed Drama teacher and the kids who did it for a doss. Matt & Josh find the most hilarious parts of their old shows.

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Feb
10
4:40 PM16:40

Leicester Comedy Festival - Matt Hoss: A Hoss With No Name

Matt Hoss: A Hoss With No Name

10th Feb - 4.40pm @ Kayal.

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http://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/matt-hoss-a-hoss-with-no-name/

Blurb:

Welcome to the first bi-annual meeting of the 'Matt Hoss Fan Club'. First Agenda: Who is Matt Hoss? Apparently he is "Warm and endearingly funny" (NARC Magazine) and "Really funny" (Broadway Baby). That's all very nice, but who is he REALLY? This uplifting stand-up hour about self-identity discusses everything it means to be 'Matt Hoss'. Find out who Matt is by seeing this show about self-discovery and happiness. As part of the Kayal All-Dayer.

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Nov
15
7:30 PM19:30

Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man - Newcastle

Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man (Work-in-Progress)

Location: 
The Cumberland Arms, James Place Street, Ouseburn, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

Starts: 
19:30 on 15/11/2018

Ends: 
21:45 on 21/10/2018

Description:

Matt Hoss (Comedian, podcaster & your favourite gentleman) is doing a work-in-progress hour of his brand new show called "Here Comes Your Man". Check out the blurb below to check what its about. Matt will have support and then he will do his new stand-up comedy hour.

Tickets are only £3. It's dead cheap like. So bring all of your friends. Please share and spread the word. Come along to Cumberland Arms on the 15th Nov at 19:30. Be there or be square.

Blurb: 
Matt Hoss is a hopeless romantic, (with “hopeless” being the operative word). This upbeat stand-up comedy hour looks positively at Matt’s failed attempts at dating. For Matt, romance is a minefield and love is worry. 
He hilariously discusses awkward sexual encounters, racist girlfriends and seducing ladies with poetry. Matt analyses the heart of break-ups, why they hurt and why it’s good to go through them. Come along and see Matt’s heart-warming tales about rejection & acceptance.

Eric Barker Award Winner 2015 
“Warm and endearingly funny” – NARC magazine 
“Really funny” **** - Broadway Baby 
“Lovely” – The Guardian 
“Fan Favourite” The Ocelot

See you at The Cumberland Arms on the 15th Nov.

Age Restrictions: 
14+


https://connect.jokepit.com/organisers/262/events/731

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Aug
3
8:00 PM20:00

VIVA LAS VEGANS - Canterbury (CONQUEST HOUSE)

Welcome to Viva Las Vegans, the first ever Vegan Stand-up Comedy Club, based in Canterbury. All the comedians are vegans and are here to entertain you whilst passively promoting the ideals of veganism (though they won't just be talking about veganism). This comedy night is supported by Kent Vegan Festival.

On the bill we have a sterling list of professional vegan comedians, featuring, Matt Adlington, Paul Ashwell and your headliner: Star of the BBC Asian Network: Ishi Kahn-Jackson

Praise for Ishi: 
"Energetic! Charming! Full of positivity!” Female arts
“Engaging Raconteur!” Three Weeks
“Side splitting! Rib tickling!” Loughborough Echo

And holding the night together, is the charming and "Fan Favourite" Matt Hoss as your MC. 

This is taking place at Canterbury's beautfiful Conquest House on the 3rd August. 

Tickets are limited, you buy them whilst you can. They are £8 in advance/ £10 on the door. You can buy them at Conquest House, either in person or over the telephone 01227 472953. You will be able to purchase tickets online (however service is not available just yet). 

Door open: 7.30pm
Event finishes 10pm (may run a little over). 

So come along and experience a very unique vegan comedy experience on 3rd August, with some of the funniest comedians on the circuit. You'll "leaf" with a smile on your face!

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Jun
15
7:30 PM19:30

Toys In The Attic: Tiernan Douieb and Archie Maddocks

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Welcome to the final Toys In The Attic. Canterbury's long-running Stand-up comedy club. We are going out with a big with two amazing previews by two legendary comedians: Tiernan Douieb with "Miserably Happy" and Archie Maddocks ' "IlluminArchie". 

They are doing their Edinburgh Fringe previews - so you can see an early draft of their show for incredibly cheap (£3 a ticket for two shows). Absolute bargain! (In Edinburgh, price of a normal ticket is about £15 per show). This is all taking place at The Jolly Sailor on 15th June at 7.30pm sharp. Don't miss out.

About the show and acts:

Tiernan Douieb: Miserably Happy

‘Very friendly but fiercely political’ *(Time Out)* comedian Tiernan Douieb considers if ignorance is indeed bliss, and if so, surely he shouldn't know that. Tiernan tries to work out what anyone actually wants anymore, what being civilised actually means and whether or not he’ll ever be able to persuade his wife to like raw tomatoes. A new hour of political gags and nonsense musings from ‘Opinionated yet likeable’ (The Guardian) Douieb.

“It’s a really lovely show, really good. A really good show.” – Mark Thomas

“The show is funny, but more than that it’s interesting and, actually, a little bit life-affirming.” **** – Giggle Beats
‘gets the juxtaposition between heavy context and winning punchlines right when it is most needed‘ – Festmag
‘Opinionated yet likeable’ – The Guardian
‘Very funny but fiercely political’ – Time Out



Archie Maddocks: IlluminArchie

IlluminArchie* is the hilarious new show by living-legend, “super cool, super smart storyteller” (Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard) Award winning comedian, Archie Maddocks. In the past, he's been described as “poignant, inventive and razor-sharp” (Broadway Baby) and having "a corking, almost cinematic story" (Chortle). Join Archie for his new show, which looks at, but is not limited to: how he wishes someone would take control of his life so he didn’t have to, his hope that there’s a secret society controlling his future, an accidentally racist girlfriend, a killer doughnut and an incident with a monkey.

*Facts about IlluminArchie - 
1: When he was born, the nurse slapped herself and thanked him.
2: He can hear colours, orange pisses him off and don’t even start on purple.
3: He once farted with such power that it started the infamous East Anglian earthquake of 2007. 
4: Darkness is afraid of him.
5: IlluminArchie doesn’t walk, the earth moves beneath him.

** None of these are true. This is why someone should take control of his life.

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May
24
7:30 PM19:30

Toys In The Attic: Gráinne Maguire and Ben Van Der Velde

Welcome back for another month of Canterbury's finest comedy night (Citation needed). 

We bring you quality comedians - you bring the laughter. On Wednesday May 24th, we bring you TWO Edinburgh Fringe Previews. These shows are masterpieces under construction and see the shows whilst they are cheap (in Edinburgh they'd cost £15. Tickets are £3). 

We bring you Gráinne Maguire and Ben Van Der Velde! 

Gráinne Maguire: 
A new show from Gráinne about being an immigrant and not feeling Irish enough.
Writer for Radio 4's News Quiz, Now Show, Dead Ringers and Newsjack. **** The Scotsman **** Nouse **** One 4 Review **** Short Com **** The Herald **** Edinburgh Festivals **** Three Weeks

Star of Next-Up Comedy! 

Ben Van Der Velde:

Stand-up veteran, Star of Worst Foot Forward Podcast, 

“Whipsharp…with an air of mischievous mayhem…his hit rate is impressive, while his in-the-moment style creates a buzz of excitement in the room…a life-giving compere.” Steve Bennett, Chortle

“Highly promising…an accomplished comic.” Time Out

“He must have one of the highest jokes-per-hour counts in Edinburgh this month.” ***** Reviews Hub

“Turns lazy stereotypes and political messes into biting, personal, satire.” **** Ed Fringe Review

“Flaunted his razor-sharp wit to hilarious effect leaving the audience bent over double.” Three Weeks


So come down for quality comedy for a cheap price (£3). It takes place at Canterbury's Jolly Sailor at 7.30pm. Two Edinburgh previews. Bring your friends for the penultimate Toys in the attic gig

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Dec
9
7:00 PM19:00

TOYS IN THE ATTIC - CANTERBURY - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Toys In The Attic - The Jolly Sailor 7.30pm - £5. 

I MC this gig and book and organise it. IT is one of my all-time favourite gigs and you should definitely come along and see me at my prime. 

HO HO HO - COME ALONG TO THIS HILARITY FILLED CHRISTMAS EDITION. 

On this night, we have the fantastic CAROLINE MABEY! 

Join us on our facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/501798103302325/

Like our page: https://www.facebook.com/Toys-In-The-Attic-586812701457182/?fref=ts

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Nov
18
7:30 PM19:30

TOYS IN THE ATTIC - CANTERBURY

Toys In The Attic - The Jolly Sailor 7.30pm - £5. 

I MC this gig and book and organise it. IT is one of my all-time favourite gigs and you should definitely come along and see me at my prime. 

On this night, we have the fantastic NIGEL NG! 

Join us on our facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/501798103302325/

Like our page: https://www.facebook.com/Toys-In-The-Attic-586812701457182/?fref=ts

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Sep
30
7:30 PM19:30

TOYS IN THE ATTIC - (My Club) - Canterbury

Toys In The Attic - The Jolly Sailor 7.30pm - £5. 

I MC this gig and book and organise it. IT is one of my all-time favourite gigs and you should definitely come along and see me at my prime. 

On this night, we have the fantastic ARCHIE MADDOCKS! 

Join us on our facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/501798103302325/

Like our page: https://www.facebook.com/Toys-In-The-Attic-586812701457182/?fref=ts

Click attending on our Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1758273487763973/

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